Saturday, May 5, 2012

Classic Onion Article: "Desire to Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian"

On a nightly basis, I browse The Onion to get my satirical fix. I happened to stumble upon this one from a few years ago. My favorite quote: "What if Luann, never having seen a naked man before, is so frightened that she refuses to allow me to ejaculate?"
Posted by m at 12:59 AM

3 comments:

  1. magx01May 5, 2012 at 1:09 PM

    I wish The Onion took reader submissions :(

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  2. mMay 5, 2012 at 8:26 PM

    It made me think of something though... what about wet dreams? They are, as far as I know, completely involuntary since it's not like you can decide what you dream, and lead to ejaculation. So if one of these hardcore fundamentalists had one, they're basically fucked.

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  3. magx01May 16, 2012 at 3:04 PM

    "I don't have wet dreams." -Christian guy.

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