Monday, January 17, 2011
Go ahead and buy some slaves:
Leviticus 25: 44-46
Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. 45 You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. 46 You can will them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.
Kid acting up? Stone his ass to death!:
If a man has a son who is stubborn and rebels, who will not obey his father's voice or his mother's voice, even when they have chastened him he will not listen to them, (19) then his father and his mother shall lay hold on him and bring him out to the elders of his city, and to the gate of his place. (20) And they shall say to the elders of his city, this son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey our voice. He is a glutton and a drunkard. (21) And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones so that he dies. So shall you put evil away from you, and all Israel shall hear and fear.
Take a shit for Jesus:
"Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord."
Gotta hate your family and your own life to follow Jesus:
If anyone comes to Me and does not hate his father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and his own life also, he cannot be My disciple.
If 2 men are fighting and a wife accidentally grabs her husband's dick while intervening, her hand is to be cut off:
When men strive together with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to deliver her husband out of the hand of him who strikes him, and puts forth her hand and takes him by the secret parts, (12) then you shall cut off her hand. Your eye shall not pity.
If you rape a chick (and get away with it), you have to buy her from her father:
For he found her in the field, the engaged girl cried out, but there was none to save her. (28 If a man finds a girl, a virgin not engaged, and lays hold on her, and lies with her, and they are found, (29) then the man who lay with her shall give to the girl's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife. Because he has humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
Rape and Murder women and children (as commanded by god, through Moses):
Numbers 31: 15-18:
"Have you allowed all the women to live?" [Moses] asked them. "They were the ones who followed Balaam's advice and were the means of turning the Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a plague struck the LORD's people. Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man."