Friday, January 14, 2011

Pseudo's Enemies list

List of my enemies, in no particular order. Although those of you who are a "higher priority" know who you are.

Dragonymos - Knows too much

Magx01 - His list is better than mine

Sykoshadow - I can't think of a reason right now, but I'm sure there's one. *five minutes later* Oh that's right, for bitching to me about Dragon Quest 8.

God - What an asshole

Organized religions fucking brainwashing the world and inciting conflict for shits, giggles and profit.

The LAPD - Fucking assholes too

LA Sheriff's Department - They maced me! D:

Activision - I just don't like them and their greedy/business crafty ways

Treyarch - For making shitty games

Any character from a jrpg(fuck you sykoshadow!)

Sega for continuously beating the dead horse that is sonic.

Bungie for fucking up the canon of Halo.

MS for whoring Halo

Lucas for both whoring and fucking up the canon of Star Wars and Indiana Jones.

Politicians for never getting shit done, just name calling and selling out the people for their own profit.

Lobbyists - the scum of the Earth.

All birds except flightless birds(they have it hard enough already)

Penguins - Yeah, I know they're technically flightless, but it's my list, so fuck you!

Whales - Just because

Cats - they're mean

Anyone who profits from Oil, water or food.

Fanboys

Hellion - For constantly soliciting either porn or Viagra.

I can't really think of anymore to add, but I'll be sure to add if the chance is needed.

Manatees - can't trust them....

3 comments:

  1. "God - What an asshole"

    Which god? ;)

    "Magx01 - His list is better than mine"

    This came right at the top....you didn't believe n yourself right from the beginning, and so it came true. Self fulfilling prophecy FTL!

    And ya, mine's better :P

    "Lobbyists - the scum of the Earth."

    So fucking true.

    "All birds except flightless birds(they have it hard enough already)"

    ....

    "Whales - Just because"

    Lol.

    "Cats - they're mean"

    Haha, also true.

    "Anyone who profits from Oil, water or food."

    Oil, I dunno. Do you honestly expect someone to extract and refine it for free? It's incredibly expensive, and there are risks involved. I'd also argue that it's not a necessity like food and water. Still, I know what you mean and I like the sentiment.

    Food, yes if it's about survival, no if it's just extra food for fat fucks. Like fast food in America. Although I have a problem with that for other reasons.

    Water: FUCK YES. Ever hear of companies trying to privatize natural water supplies? It's actually already happened! WTF!

    "Fanboys"

    Yes! Is there anything more stupid to be than a fanboy? The dredge of society, they.

    Btw, Ninja Gaiden ROCKS SO MUCH OMFG I LOVE IT AND IF U DISAGREE YOU ARE A STUPID ASSHOLE.

    Ninja Gaiden>DMC>GOW>You>Me>Food>Water>Life

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  2. "This came right at the top....you didn't believe n yourself right from the beginning, and so it came true. Self fulfilling prophecy FTL!

    And ya, mine's better :P"

    Dammit, I was gonna add that at the end, but I guess I did seal my fate. :/

    "Oil, I dunno. Do you honestly expect someone to extract and refine it for free? It's incredibly expensive, and there are risks involved. I'd also argue that it's not a necessity like food and water. Still, I know what you mean and I like the sentiment."

    I know it's not feasible to think that anyone would do it for free, but I'm still outraged by their, let's face it, evil ways. Obscene profits and the power they hold over people. Although sure, people are the ones giving them that power, but even though it's not a necessity for survival, it's damn close to it in our current society.

    "Food, yes if it's about survival, no if it's just extra food for fat fucks. Like fast food in America. Although I have a problem with that for other reasons."

    Well, I'm referring to survival. I could care less about the fast food fucks.

    "Water: FUCK YES. Ever hear of companies trying to privatize natural water supplies? It's actually already happened! WTF!"

    Yeah, I know about that, really pisses me off.

    "Yes! Is there anything more stupid to be than a fanboy? The dredge of society, they.

    Btw, Ninja Gaiden ROCKS SO MUCH OMFG I LOVE IT AND IF U DISAGREE YOU ARE A STUPID ASSHOLE.

    Ninja Gaiden>DMC>GOW>You>Me>Food>Water>Life"

    Fuck that, everyone knows BioWare can do no wrong! :p

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  3. Fuck Bioware. And yes, oil companies are the devil, and I fucking love how they say they don't raise prices for holidays or weekends, but every weekend and especially every holiday, the prices go up and come down right after.

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