Fuck Christmas

A Super-serious blog by PseudoIntellectual 
CHRISTMAS SUCKS!

Face it, no matter how you look at it, Christmas sucks balls. Whether you're a devout Christian hoping to celebrate the birth of your lord(hahaha sucker), or just a greedy commercialized whore waiting to be showered in presents....it fucking sucks.

There are several reasons for this. Ranging from over commercialization to the decline of morals (not that I really give a fuck anyway). Anyway, a year has passed since I last did something like this, and I don't think I've become all that more bitter. Actually, I think I maybe have become more apathetic(actually that's a for sure) and a bit more nihilistic.

Anyway, you sheep love lists and sequels that are just the same shit from last time*cough*CoD*Cough*, so here's the same one from last year with some "tweaks."

The List:

• Nobody even celebrates it for Jesus. Really be honest, when have many of you looked forward to Christmas for religious purposes?
• It's not about giving, it's about gifts. How many you get. Greedy bastards. D:
• It's no longer Merry Christmas, but Merry Holidays, wtf!?!?!?!?
• Not everyone is Christian, aren't you tired of all the Christian bullshit?
• It's actually a pagan holiday re-purposed for Christian use. Anyone ever heard of winter solstice or Yule tide?
• I'd hate to be a doctor during this time of year. Imagine the amount of idiots showing up in the ER drunk and bleeding from a stab wound they got from their drunken Uncle Tom?
• Sucks if you don't have a family.
• Fuck Nostalgia!!!!
• I fucking hate Christmas music, FUUUUUUUUU
• I also hate Christmas movies, :@
• I'm just glad I don't watch TV with all the crap they pass during this time of year.
• Not everybody likes spending time with family (I actually do though)
• Who the fuck is Santa, really?!?! Fucking worse excuse for a mascot ever.
• am poor.... ;___;
• ..and there's an economic recession. D;
• Fuck anyone who calls me a grinch, I fucking hate that character so much.
• Office Xmas parties. Seriously, partying with your boss? Ya, greaaaaatttt fun.....
• Office Secret Santa. A game ripe for jealousy and shitty gifts.
• Decorations. Decorations can kiss my ass. And if you don't put them up you're a grinch
• The malls are INSANELY packed.
• Tim Allen starts showing up on TV all of a sudden. Who the FUCK wants to see Tim Allen?
• Too hard to get high, what with all the family around :(
• Having to listen to FOX NEWS blather on an on about the so called 'War on Christmas'

FUCK YOU ALL! t('-'t)