Happy Thanksgiving, America, You Fat Fucks!
My daughter asked me* what Thanksgiving was all about. I considered a lie, but then remembered that as an atheist, I don't have any made up tales that I am culturally pressured into telling her, so I get to be honest. So, I told her the truth, that Thanksgiving is a day for a bunch of overfed, overprivileged people to celebrate how fat and overpriveleged they are by eating too much food.
I left out the 'stealing land from the indians' thing. I need something to tell her next year, don't I?
*The conversation detailed in this blog post may not have actually happened.
I resent that! It is also a time for us underfed Americans to get some free food.
ReplyDeleteThe nerve of some people thinking we are all overpriveleged. I aught to overprivelege my foot up your ass.
The nerve of you! Way to prove my point though. You claim not to be overpriveleged, but then you immmediately disprove this by saying that you have a foot that you can spare to shove up my ass.
ReplyDeleteSome people would be so lucky as to have one foot, let alone multiple ones so that they can spare one!
SHAME!
Who said I could spare that foot. Your views are simply so wrong that I'm willing to [b]sacrifice[/b] a foot to get my point across.
ReplyDeleteThe nerve of some people just jumping to conclusions like that.
So you have the ability to sacrifice a foot? You have the time to contemplate such an action, and to debate the merits of said action in a blog post?
ReplyDeleteYep, overpriveleged.
Go eat some pork rinds you fat fuck.
How can I be the overpriveleged one when I can't afford bold letters lik a certain Canadian I could name.
ReplyDeleteIt is obvious you are jealous I get a holiday today and yours is already passed. I hope you enjoy your usual meal. I'll just be glad to be getting one.
Don't be so fat.
ReplyDelete"I'll just be glad to be getting one"
Ya, I'll bet you just cannot wait to wrap your fat ass lips around that tender meat, eh, you fat little fatty.
nohm nohm nohm
You sneaky bastard waiting til I forgot about it to reply. All I want is one large meal without being judged is that to much to ask?
ReplyDeleteI didn't even celebrate thanksgiving today lol. I just played Fallout 3 and watched Spawn, because Spawn is a badass fucking movie. So I guess the moral highground is mine, both of you can suck it!
ReplyDelete"All I want is one large meal without being judged is that to much to ask?"
ReplyDeleteYes, you fatass.
"So I guess the moral highground is mine, both of you can suck it!"
Lick my choda, fatty.